Passover Participant Gifts

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."

"What a beautiful day to be alive and well, and finished eating matzos for Passover!"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Jewish Geometry

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Have your people call my people."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Promised Land Signpost

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

The Exobus

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Bayonne Festival

Passover Plague

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'

Pesach Planning

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

Rainbow Drinks

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'