
Well, the kids are ready for Pesach
Looking for a gift that captures the essence and humor of preparing for Passover? Our selection celebrates this special time with witty, thoughtful items designed to bring joy and reflection. Whether for a host, host gift, or yourself, find unique presents that turn tradition into a delightful experience. From clever mugs to inspiring prints, each piece is crafted to add a personal and humorous touch to your Passover preparations.
Well, the kids are ready for Pesach
"Now, I'm ready for summer."
"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
Oymoticons
Jewish Geometry
It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas
'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'
'Well, there go all MY plans....'
"Have your people call my people."
Santa's wash day.
Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house
"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"
"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"
'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'
With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).
The other days of the year...
'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'
Everything for a buck.
Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.
'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'
Promised Land Signpost
"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."
"Don't even think about it."
The Exobus
'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'
'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'
"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"
Passover Plague
'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'
'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'
Pesach Planning
"She can't take any constructive criticism."
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