Preparing For Passover Pillows

Well, the kids are ready for Pesach

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Jewish Geometry

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Have your people call my people."

Santa's wash day.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The other days of the year...

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

Promised Land Signpost

"Don't even think about it."

The Exobus

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

Passover Plague

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'Make up your mind! -- do you want me to let your people go, or grant them amnesty?'

"She can't take any constructive criticism."

Pesach Planning