Passover Pillows

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

Four Questions of the Seder

"The Kitmans in 12-B. Tell them Elijah is here for the Seder."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"If there were cellphones at the Red Sea."

Easter and Passover Island

The kids never let David forget the year he just couldn't find the afikoman.

Pesach crime scene.

'And now we break the middle matza in half.'

Well, the kids are ready for Pesach

'How many times do I have to tell you? No more trails of breadcrumbs!

The plague of frogs begins

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."

Jewish Geometry

Social Distance Seder

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

When men go shopping.

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

Pesach Nightmares

Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'

"I put the wine for Elijah outside since we're in quarantine."

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

Oymoticons

Kids seem to sense when Pesach is drawing near.

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

Passover flatness.

The Exobus

'The manna? Oh, the manna is great -- Now, about our housing problem....'

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

Pesach Planning

Pre-Pesach Protests