Pass Master Pillows

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Steven Gerrard.

Wilfried Zaha

Face painting.

"River well stocked this year."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

'Happy now?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Remote control wars.

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

Missing you.

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal