Pass Master Pillows

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Wilfried Zaha

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"River well stocked this year."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

Remote control wars.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

Missing you.

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

Printing Room

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."