Password Master Pillows

"The password is XJF-dkg-0$2-3#q-qq2..."

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

Wilfried Zaha

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

What security flaw?

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

"The lost password department's that way."

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."