Chanukah Gifts

The Cohens assert their Jewish identity during the holiday season

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

Chanukah Genie

'Isn't it wonderful to bask in the spirituality of Chanukah? Look at the radiant light of the beautiful candles Who needs gifts!'

Nerve-racking Chanukah moments

Chanukah.

'I'm the ghost of Chanukah past. You said you would become a doctor, and help your fellow man.'

"You think you're such a big shot, but let's see who they're playing with come December!"

Middle-aged dreidels

"Wow! A new bike! We;re doing a present each night, right? Oh man! I can't wait for the next 7 nights!"

Socially Distanced Chanukah

Unwelcome Chanukah visitors

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We only got six days of funding."

Night of the Latkes

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Moses' Tablet

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Oymoticons

Boy and Bear and Monster

A surprise in heaven

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

Ten Commandments

Moses as a child.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'