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'On second thought Mr. Akimoto, perhaps we can give you a loan to open a karate club.'

Counting ribs

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"Tommy!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Desert Island BBQ

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Filet minion

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

Ode to a Grill

Guitar Man.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."