Cholesterol Confusion Sufferer Gifts

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Good Cholesterol.

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

"I love kids but my doctor says they're bad for my cholesterol."

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'Which of the high cholesterol foods are the safest?'

"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure."

'Go to the butcher and have him send the large goose which has enough cholesterol to do them all in,to the Cratchits.'

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

'I've tried to be good, but facts are facts, I'm bad cholesterol.'

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

'You have to get your cholesterol down - Stop sucking eggs.'

'The bad cholesterol molecules are the ones with scars and eye patches.'

Cholesterol, No Cholesterol.

Medical check-up

'You have really bad cholesterol.'