Choir Genius Gifts

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"I lost the groove."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Mexican angels.

Tenors

The Dog Choir

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

Nocturne

Heaven

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

A singer being criticised

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"

A family choir

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Four Chanting Monks

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"