Choir Geek Gifts

Expressivo: to perform in an expressive manner.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

A Fairytale Update

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Nerd tryouts.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"He's my school project for science class."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"I lost the groove."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Music Student

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

The band.

Tenors

The Dog Choir

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Mexican angels.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Four Chanting Monks

A family choir

Heaven