Chocolate-loving Rascal Gifts

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Satya Nutella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

The wife whisperer.

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Chocolate Shop

Cake Friday!

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

The dark side of Halloween.

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'