Chocolate-loving Rascal Mugs

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Too much sugar."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Cake Friday!

The wife whisperer.

Chocolate Shop

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

The dark side of Halloween.

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.