Choco Rationalizer Gifts

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Easter Egg Island

Just one more choccy...

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Valentines Day truck

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

Bit coin.

Confectionery: All Chocolate Bars At Least 20% Smaller Than When You Were A Kid.

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

How to make Easter special for the kids. . .

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'