Choco-lover's Dilemma Gifts

'I love me. . . I love me not!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Chocs away.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Easter Egg Island

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Just one more choccy...

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"God's sent us some chocolates."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Valentines Day truck

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'How now, brown cow?'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

The JANE FONDU workout

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.