Choco-conundrum Specialist Gifts

Candies and diet pills

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Easter Egg Delivery

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"God's sent us some chocolates."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'