Choco-conundrum Specialist Gifts

Candies and diet pills

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Secret sweetie drawer...

Easter Egg Delivery

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"God's sent us some chocolates."

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"