Choco-lover's Dilemma Mugs

'I love me. . . I love me not!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Chocs away.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Easter Egg Island

Just one more choccy...

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Valentines Day truck

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"God's sent us some chocolates."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"