Chocoholic's Dilemma Mugs

Chocolate Weight Watcher.

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Easter Egg Island

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Just one more choccy...

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

Valentines Day truck

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

Confectionery: All Chocolate Bars At Least 20% Smaller Than When You Were A Kid.

Bit coin.

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

Sugar Rush!

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'

"Have you seen my bar of chocolate?"

How to make Easter special for the kids. . .