Choco Rationalizer Prints

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Easter Egg Island

Just one more choccy...

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Valentines Day truck

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'How now, brown cow?'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

The JANE FONDU workout

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

Woman at Chocolate Lovers Leap, with coffin-shaped selection box at foot of cliff,

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

Bit coin.

Confectionery: All Chocolate Bars At Least 20% Smaller Than When You Were A Kid.

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand