Choco-lifter Gifts

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

The wife whisperer.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

The dark side of Halloween.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...