Chlorine Enthusiast Pillows

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Eternal Student.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

You've Had Enough!

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

Writers without borders.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'What's holding him up?'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Coffee Menu

'You've had enough.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."