Chlorine Enthusiast T-Shirts

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Eternal Student.

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

You've Had Enough!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

Writers without borders.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'What's holding him up?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Filling the Missile Gap

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

Coffee Menu

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'You've had enough.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'