Coral Enthusiast Pillows

The Great Barrier Reef's spectacular continental shelf.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Beach Barbecue

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Try me/try me/try me...

Fish snorkling above water.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"