Coral Reef Enthusiast Pillows

'It's OK guys, they're recreational SCUBA divers, not spear-fishermen...'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Crocodile

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

Whale Romance

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"They migrate here each summer."

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'Not whale stew again.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

Moby Dickwad

Crocodile Shoes

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'