Coral Reef Enthusiast Pillows

'It's OK guys, they're recreational SCUBA divers, not spear-fishermen...'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Crocodile

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'I win!'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

Whale Romance

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"They migrate here each summer."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

'Not whale stew again.'

Crocodile Shoes

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'This is a simple case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Moby Dickwad