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"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Oddly familiar formation.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'I blame global warming!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Crab with a clown face.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Non-Denominational Carols

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'The recession is over, again.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Exit only.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Beer Parasol.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'