Coral Reefs Gifts

Sponge Blog

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Oddly familiar formation.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I blame global warming!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Crab with a clown face.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Non-Denominational Carols

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The recession is over, again.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Exit only.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Beer Parasol.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"