Coral Lover Gifts

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Great Barrier Reef

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

A Preschool of Fish

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Pirate

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Japanese Whaling

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

'...I said we've been marooned.'