Coral Reef Admirer Gifts

"I'll show you that you DO have a wonderful life, George. I'm your guardian angelfish.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

Shark infested custard!

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

The Lemmings of Montauk