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The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Shark infested custard!

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'