Coral Reef Lover Mugs

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Lazy Octopus

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'I blame global warming!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Pirate

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Sperm Whale.