Coral Connoisseur Mugs

Oddly familiar formation.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Cereal Tasting.

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."