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Oddly familiar formation.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Superheroes Having a Drink

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

Cereal Tasting.

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."