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Cologne Misuse...

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Fried chickens.'

You're the olive in my martini

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.