Cologne Enthusiast Mugs

Cologne Misuse...

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

You're the olive in my martini

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

'Fried chickens.'