Cola Enthusiast Pillows

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Take me to you liter."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'It's out of everything except vanilla coke -- what do you think?'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

Choirboy

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

Wishing Well

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

Christmas choir

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Bahrain F1

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

A band rendition of Silent Night.

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

Christmas songs

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

Congregation

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Flower drinking cola.

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Driving home for Christmas

2 kids and a dog carol singing with a snowman in winter scene