Cola Enthusiast Pillows

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Take me to you liter."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'It's out of everything except vanilla coke -- what do you think?'

"Do you have diet?"

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

How Kale Took Over the World

Wishing Well

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

Choirboy

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

Bahrain F1

Christmas choir

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

A band rendition of Silent Night.

WW Global Bank: 'No wonder you're another day older, and deeper in debt, you can't earn a profit loading number nine coal!'

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

Congregation

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

Christmas songs

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'