Cola Drinker Pillows

"I think a pat on the back would have been enough for him tidying his room!"

Happy Hour

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Ginspiration!

Wishing Well

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

Prosecco Drinker

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'Single or double?'

Bahrain F1

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

Boozing aliens!

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

"India ink, straight."

'The ice machine's broken!!'

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Flower drinking cola.

"And a bag of peanuts."

OUT of ORDER

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

Try and stay cool, Y'all

Young Love/Elderly love.

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

Beefeater cocktail