Cola Drinker T-Shirts

"I think a pat on the back would have been enough for him tidying his room!"

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Happy Hour

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Ginspiration!

Wishing Well

Prosecco Drinker

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

'Single or double?'

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

Bahrain F1

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

Boozing aliens!

"India ink, straight."

'The ice machine's broken!!'

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Flower drinking cola.

"And a bag of peanuts."

OUT of ORDER

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

Try and stay cool, Y'all

Young Love/Elderly love.

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

Beefeater cocktail