Cola Fan T-Shirts

Flower drinking cola.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Claus 2.0

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I don't believe in you!"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Yo ho ho!

Information booth attendant solves equation

'...and that is my philosophy.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Lucky Guess."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Eureka

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

Formula.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'...Or not.'

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.