Cola Can Collector T-Shirts

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

Pet Foods

Heavy syrup

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

Flower drinking cola.

Yeth, hello noodle factory?

Lager Drinker.

Grocery Store Gravity

British Summertime

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

200 million would stretch to the moon and back the 'amazing facts' book said.

Recycling station

Beer Fancier

'Hey, Darlin', this cologne hasn't been tested on rats or pigs has it?'

"Not all the news is bad. Research indicates U.S. Steel would do extremely well as the name of a male fragrance."

Potted meats section.

Fishing.

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

Three types of columns, Doric, Ionic, and Sophomoric.