Drinking Colas Pillows

"Take me to you liter."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Professional woman in pub

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Hotel mini-bar.

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

'A Fucking Drink'

'It's times like this when I ask myself 'what would Oprah do'?'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

Wishing Well

"Held up at work? You could have called."

'What makes you think I don't trust you?'

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

Bahrain F1

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'The ice machine's broken!!'

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

Global Warming.

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Corkscrew

Young Love/Elderly love.

Try and stay cool, Y'all