Cola Enthusiasts Pillows

Young Love/Elderly love.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'Needs more kale.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Wishing Well

Choirboy

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

Bahrain F1

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."

Christmas choir

A band rendition of Silent Night.

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

Congregation

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"Laugh if you want, but I have my phone in here."

Christmas songs

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Flower drinking cola.

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today, everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grader means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanted to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

Choir

Bad news for Tony the Tiger. I've got something to tell you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

Driving home for Christmas