Chipper Separation Artist Gifts

Toot toot, toosie, Goodbye!

Golfing Bishop.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

'But toothache is the worst!'

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

OUT of ORDER

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

"I'm a street artist."

A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall

"I like you - you're so bubbly!"

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Cow reading chip makers sign: 'Chipmaker, eh? I should get out of the milk biz, and go to work there.'

"Well, goodbye, Emily. It's May 19th. You may remember my having mentioned some time ago that I was going to leave you on May 19th."

"Quarantining together is getting worse."

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

Bored Meeting

Sculptor copying from a model.

"Your COVID test came back negative - but you've tested positive for cabin fever."

"What's your secret of self-quarantining for YEARS and staying sane?"

You know what sounds good right now? Chips.