Chippendale Admirer Pillows

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Love

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Remarkably Richmond

'I love rock festivals!'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Here come the revisionists."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Pizza London Eye

'You've got Chain Mail!'

Leaning on a Lamp post

It had to be you!

Sport Darwinism

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

Knight with a tap in his armour.

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

Private Willis

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

couple replacing lightbulb in chandelier.

Revolutionary Study

"No-one's noticed the difference yet. . !"

'well, thank goodness...that's another christmas over with.'

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey