Chip Shoving Champion Gifts

Suddenly, while shoving a stack of poker chips into the pot, Joe snaps an elbow ligament, and another poker athlete's career comes to a tragic end.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Little league world series of poker.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'I thought she'd never leave.'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

"I realize Kyle was looking at your answers, but that doesn't mean you can sue him for theft of intellectual property."

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'I love working with my hands.'

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Sign on the door at Karate School.

Copyright is always right

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

"Sir? Which one is the chip tree?"

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

Little known evolutionary steps.

OUT of ORDER

Seagulls

"Waiter, these chopsticks are not cooperating."

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'