Chillaxing Aficionado Gifts

On holiday.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Working Holiday

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

Unguided imagery

Mr. Punch in Venice

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

The Snooze Bar.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'First of all, relax.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'