Chillaxer Gifts

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

And so begins another evening of serious hobnobbing

On holiday.

Working Holiday

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

When clowns are hunting.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Box of Tissues

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'For your superb management of hell on earth."

"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

'Foul ball!!'

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

Puppet Audience

"So it's really funny right? You're not just trying to make me feel good?"

COMEDY CLUB - Knock, knock - Who's There?