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'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

On holiday.

Working Holiday

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

When clowns are hunting.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Box of Tissues

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

'For your superb management of hell on earth."

'Foul ball!!'

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Puppet Audience

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

COMEDY CLUB - Knock, knock - Who's There?