Chillaxing Aficionado T-Shirts

On holiday.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Working Holiday

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

Unguided imagery

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

America Off-line.