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'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

"Don't tell me to chill out!"

'Five minutes, Jean-Paul.'

Just when he thought things couldn't get worse...

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"Yeah, its warm..."

"Are you a platinum card member?"

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

'For your superb management of hell on earth."

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the self-recrimination over not finding a way to get out of the city this summer."

Exhausted men - steep hill 1 in 3

The Desert Thong

"Ok, first the good news..."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

"Quit pulling the damn fire alarm."

'So the age of light touch regulation really is over.'

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

"Todd has been an eager participant in our sex-education program."