Chillaxation Champions Gifts

Animals bringing pipe, slippers, and magazine.

On holiday.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Working Holiday

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Love them rays, Chief."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

'Man! He got it again!'

"Nothing stops my pursuit of inertia."

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

Deer Hunting Season Ends Noon Today - 'You'd swear they know what time it is.'

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

No smoking initiative.

Modern Accomplisments